Autos and women
There's scientific proof that autos were made to demonstrate the inexplicable traits of women... 1) get caught trying to overtake an auto... And the similarity will stare at you... Apart from the auto itself, no one has any clue where it wants to go. Neither the driver, nor the passenger, and not even the damn tyres. This demonstrates how a woman's brain works. 2) just like an irritating wife or nagging girlfriend, they have the habit of sticking their noses in to everything. Observe an auto from the sky, and you'll notice the similarity. One small gap and they stuff their nose... And if the topic is not what they want (gap not enough), they quickly shift to another topic, caring the least bit to people around.... 3) They have running meters like a woman's mouth. Just doesn't stop... And to top it, just so that there is no interference in the monologue, they have a "do not touch me" written on it. As though it's foreplay I am looking forward to...